Pogue,

I am shortly going to be left on my own for a while at home. I have most things covered off. Cooking, tick, tick. House cleaning, tick. Tiding up after myself, tick. Shopping, tick. BUT, there’s this machine in the utility room that remains a mystery to me. I don’t do the laundry. Apparently I’m even hanging it out incorrectly🥴 Who’d have known it was such an art!

So in readiness for my time on my own I requested a lesson on how to work the mysterious machine. It went something like this….

How not to use your washing machine

How can there be so many possible settings?!!!

I think when no one’s looking it will all go on 40C for 60 minutes. I’m sure I can’t go wrong🤫

Then, I might run out of clothes…

Yours, always learning new lessons,

Wic