THE COFFEE MACHINE BROKE!!!!!!!
I don’t know if I can face the day. I certainly can’t deal with people. All my superpowers have deserted me and I’m thinking of just going back to bed and pulling the duvet over my head. It won’t be long before I become all twitchy I know.
If you’re a coffee drinker please have some empathy and feel my pain.
It might be a long time before I write again. At least until the repair man has been.